After arriving to the Brownview Apatments following a long day of running pointless errands for my Masta, I was relieved to see I was home alone…. Woo, woo, woo, woot…
These errands are really humiliating, I am dressed up in a pink velvet Vagina costume carrying a sign, telling everyone to vote for Hillary. I have been running this same errand for the last 6 months and every time I get my ass kicked and spit upon.
Well, now that I was home. I took a sip of the Masta’s French wine and then I took my costume off. As I was walking around the living room in the nude, I noticed my masta had left some heterosexual porn in the Toid’s VCR for oncet. So I started watching it and rubbing on little Nooch!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…Well those horas were pretty sexy and my ass really got aroused. I started pounding at full force while I stood at the edge of the couch. Then, I laid down on the couch looking up at the ceiling while I was chugging away with my left hand as my legs were hanging over the sides of the couch and my right thumb up my asshole. As my ass was reachin' its orgasmic ecstacy I started thinkin' bout the Utz Girl and the beautiful Amelia. Boy, next time I see her ass I'm gonna moidah her titz! I was about to milk my man teat, but unbeknowest to my ass, I was not alone. I didn't hear the rest of the membas of Frustrated Inc come into the room with a video camera. After I unloaded my goo all over myself a few times, I hoid the Toid say that I “put on a nice tasty show.” Oh a wise guy…… He and the rest of Frustrated Inc were standing at the foot of the couch, directly in front of my ass, less than a foot away and saw everything. My ass is so embarrassed. The only member who didn’t notice was the Lib. He was blankly staring at the light switch on the wall. Unfoitunately for my ass, the Toid took the film and uploaded the video on the internet for all my friends, families, fans, and most impoitantly my Masta to see. THE NOIVE OF THOSE GUYS!!!!!
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