An ode to Amelia

I hear Amelia're takin' da town again
Having a good time wit all your fuckin' friends
I don't tink dat Amelia tinks of my ass

You're on your own now, and I'm alone and horny
I know that I oughta get on with my life
But a life lived wit'out Amelia could never be right
And as long as da poyvs watch poyn on da internet
Long as da bums run behind da building to pee
I'll never get over Amelia
Getting over my ass

I try to smile so da hurt won't show
Tell da Toid I was glad to see Amelia go
Dough dat bastid is pounding on his dookie stick and calls me a ho
But da tears just won't go away
Loneliness found my ass, looks like it's here to stay
I know dat I oughta find someone new
But unfoytunately for my ass, all I get is Kelly Millis's goo
And as long as da poyvs watch poyn on da internet
Long as da bums run behind da building to pee
I'll never get over Amelia
Getting over my ass

No matter what I fuckin do
It's like a lifetime to live troo
I can't go on like dis
I need your fuckin' tits
You're da only bitch I've eva loved
And as long as da poyvs watch poyn on da internet
Long as da bums run behind da building to pee
I'll never get over AmeliaGetting over my ass
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Getting over my asssss........