The horror of analingus

My master, The Liberal Librarian, forces me to pleasure morbidly obese women on the weekends. Not only do I have to sexually satisfy these slow and creeping bipeds, but I have to perform the most vile and disgusting acts on them. Some of these include 69, Cleveland Steamers, scat eating, Snowballing, the use of all kinds of sick toys, the Dirty Sanchez, DP, ADP, and the most disgusting of all: Analingus. This vile act is most disgusting when having to do it on a nasty whore like Shitifa, who knows nothing about personal hygiene. That bitch has always got a crack full of cheddar cheese smelling chocolate pudding.