The horror of analingus

My master, The Liberal Librarian, forces me to pleasure morbidly obese women on the weekends. Not only do I have to sexually satisfy these slow and creeping bipeds, but I have to perform the most vile and disgusting acts on them. Some of these include 69, Cleveland Steamers, scat eating, Snowballing, the use of all kinds of sick toys, the Dirty Sanchez, DP, ADP, and the most disgusting of all: Analingus. This vile act is most disgusting when having to do it on a nasty whore like Shitifa, who knows nothing about personal hygiene. That bitch has always got a crack full of cheddar cheese smelling chocolate pudding.

Shitifa's baby names list

Last night I had to pleasure that nasty whore, Shitifa. As I was doing one of the most vile and disgusting things to her that the pervert The Liberal Librarian taught me, I happened upon a list of baby names that Shitifa had ripped out of a library book (it was stamped "Property of Braddock County Public Library.") Here are the names.

KWANZOPHOBIA
FEMA TRAILA
CONGOLEUM
NOVA SQUASHA
MULBERITO
MAYTAG
ANOREXIQUANEESHA
BULIMIA-MOZAMBIQUA
NAIROBIA
WHISPERJET
SIERRALEONAY
FABREEZE
PERNICIOUS
VALTREX
SPERMATAZOA
VULVITIS
LAMINECTOMY
TENESMUS
PRILOSEXUAL
BONIVA
DIPLOPIA ALBICANS
YUKON DENALI
JAMBALAYA
DIARRHEUS
OBSEQUIATIVO
BISQUICK
DULCOLAX
FALLOPIA
CLOROX
AMBULANCIA
PROACTIVE SALUTIA
FALLUJAH
DIFLUCAN
ESCALADE
TACHYCARDIA
MISDEMEANOR