The Daily Grind

Just today, the Master told my ass that I had to help the Toid. He was feeling depressed since we had to flush his pet "Toid Fish" down the commode. I walked over to the closet where he has been hiding, shiting, and mastabatin... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck..... He slammed and locked the dowa in my face. The noiv of that guy. So I says, "Yo Toid, lets go to the open sewa at the water treatment plant, you can show me some of your brown children..."

His resistance stiffened, and he now refused to come out of the closet voluntarily to go to the sewa. So, I pried open the door, and he was standing there totally nude with the top part of his toid costume covering his head. He was covering his genitals with his legs like he was doing the Buffalo Bill dance. I asked his ass, "Oh, a wise guy, eh? What are you doing?" At that moment, he just pinched a loaf all over my shoes. He also demonstrated that he could throw up at will (which he did with great effect all over my ass). He began to urinate everywhere; in his bed, in my underwear drawer, in the Prius (which I had to clean), and in the sink. I put a stop to this by putting some lemon juice in a paper cup, cornering him and telling the Toid that I was going to force him to drink this “pee” if he didn’t mend his ways. Guess what he did, He drank it! and spit it in my face. He said, "That's not piss, that's lemon juice, Fuck slave." Well at least he stopped pissing in my sock drawer. But, then he began to put the Master's cat’s feces and food under my pillow and to defecate in the shower. The Masta became livid when I told him this, and said I had to clean the chocolate morass that was clogging the drain. I told him that I wasn't going to do it. He took off his glasses and stared at me for a minute and said "You're right, I will get one the lowly blacks to do it, dude." He then said, "Oh, could you tie my shoes?" So I began to bend down to honor my Masta's wishes, and then he must have delivered his patented "Cut and Run" because I was out cold like a salami in the Jersey snow. Speaking of snow, I was covered with chocolate flakes when I awoke. I guess the Toid ran out of solid and liquid stools and sprayed my ass repeatedly with shit-gas. Needless to say I had to clean the Toid's pile out of the showa. However, I got the last laugh. Instead of using my hands, I just stomped the shit through the drain with my bare feet--like I was making wine. I think I was getting high off the Jenkem that had formed, I started seeing visions of the Utz girl and salt and vinegar swirled through my head.... woo, woo, woo, woo, wooo....