Multicultural Humiliation

Boy I’m sure glad this African holiday day is nearly over. Today I thought would be a breeze...there would be some catfish, watermelon eating contests, or a porno marathon of watching black men rape white women. Unfortunately for my ass, it was a day of amazing disgrace.

Foist of all, I had to go to Rev. Coitis’s choich. We were all oided by da Masta to pray towoid the east for Coitis’s safe retoin. Then the masta gave a speech abowt how great Docta King was. He said that King was a great black because he was a good negro and knew his place. He knew not to run for president because a black could never be president of the country. King did what’s best foy the Democrat party. Then he called Obama all kinds of names. I actually started to laugh. That’s when the gauntlet of shame began. In honor of Doctor King, the Masta said that we were going to have a slave auction. So I asked, “Who are you going to sale?” The Masta nodded his head to the Toid. At that moment, the Toid slapped my face hard. Then the Crunk, Malik, and Eugene dropped their watermelon and came over to chain up my ass, all the while everyone in the choich was calling my ass “Toby”. Then they dragged my ass on stage and stripped me of all my clothes. Eugene Washington inspected my teeth and said that he wasn’t going to pay a lot of “Benjamins” for me. He said I was damaged goods. Why I oughta…… The masta then screamed at everyone and said he was in charge. Everyone was terrified, since he had a loaded gun in his robe. In fact I dropped 14 fluid ounces of liquefied stool onto Coitis’s stage. The dinner I had the night before was cooked by the Toid, so as you already know everyone ran off the stage and the Masta (who is so drugged up that he can’t smell anything) began lashing my ass with a whip. The Toid was so enthralled by my severe beating, he began pounding his dookey stick. Letravis and Downs began humping each other because they woy so aroused. The noive of those guys.

After about ten lashes, I passed out. I woke up when the Toid rubbing salt in my wounds. The Masta then told me that I was sold to Shitifa for five dollars and that I was her slave for a day. I begged the Masta to start whipping me again. Instead the Lummox dragged my ass into Coitis’s office and Shitifa sat on my face and performed “sweet ass music”. She also had some of the Toid’s cooking, so when I wasn’t pleasuring Shitifa’s ass, I was throwing up. This pretty much summed up the rest of my day. In fact after 8 hours of pleasuring that whore, she finally had enough and fell asleep.

So I escaped the choich, even though I was still in the nude. I was arrested by the Sheriff for public indecency. Finally, I thought I would get a good night's sleep in the safety of the prison. Alas, Pike bailed my ass out and released me into the custody of the Toid. Unfortunately as I write this, I am getting ready to deal with the Toid’s ass. He told me that while the masta is passed out, that he is in charge of disciplining my ass. And in case you didn’t know, the Toid is into role playing games. Right now I am in a blue dress and he has a whole box of cigars…nyuck, nyuck, nyuck……