Underwear humiliation

Just today, I was noysing my wounds suffered at the hands of my master, the Liberal Librarian, for looking at poyn on the Internet. Which by the way was his minion's (Da Toid) favorite site www.cakefarts.com.

The noyve. Everybody in Libtown looks at poyn but I can't because I was caught by my masta reading a story about Paris Hilton on foxnews. Why I oughtaaa.....

Anyhow, as I was noysing my wounds, my saintly, yet crotchety old-bag Ma was at woyk at the Libtown Massage Parlor "massaging the black snake" as she says. And my twin Sister, the beautiful Antoinette was out with da Toid. I think they were fucking in the cow pasture because the cows looked really agitated.

I was in Antoinette's bedroom and I got the uyge to try on some of her silky drawers. I was trying on her clothes, being she had a full length mirror in her room, I had just taken off one dress and I was standing there wearing her bra, panties, stretched-out pantyhose, and heels when she walked in on my ass. At first she thought it was her reflection, then realizing it was my ass, she screamed and then she decided to start beating my ass. She clubbed my ass with a salami she poolt out her bra and began raping my asshole wit it. As I was laying on the ground a prone, bloody mess, she climbed on the bed and gave my a massive splash shaking the entire shack. Then she pulled my lifeless body into the corner of the room and gave me the most devastating move I ever felt--the "Hoyshey Highway". (Basically she ran into me at full speed and toyned around at the last moment clobbering my face with her dimply, shit-smeared ass). I later found at that da Toid taught her this move in the pasture. After the tremendous beating, she tried a different approach and began interrogating my ass. Even though I told her immediately that I've been trying on her clothes for about a week, she boyned her cigar on my nipples. AHHHH!!!! She asked me if I wanted to be a goyrul and I told her, "no way!" She then pinched my nipples, twisted them, then snapped her fingas. AHHHH!!!!! She asked my ass again, and I then screamed "yes!" She said if I wanted to be a girl I had to dress like one. She preceded to pick a pink dress out of her closet and had me put it on. She then helped me put on makeup and let me wear it around the house until Ma came home with Coitis. I thought I could hide in Antoinette's closet, but that sorry asshole told Ma that I was wearing dresses around the house while she was at woyk. Ma then walked in the closet and caught me. I was so embarassed and my sister sat there laughing her jowls off. Ma was horrified and went to her room for thoyty minutes with Coitis. I think they were fucking--because she kept screaming something about her anus. When they came back out of the room, Ma (who was wearing lingerie) was holding a bible, Curtis had a lead pipe, and da Crunk (who had showed up through Ma's window) had a belt. Unfortunately fowa my ass, they beat my me until I was a bloody mess. Then while everyone was laughing, Antoniette gave my ass another "Hoyshey Highway," knocking me through the wall of the shack and me out cold. When I woke up I was tied up and nude in my hammock under my roommate the Toid (who was in the hammock above me and also in the nude). The Toid, must have knew I was awake. He said, now that I "have tasted the Hoyshey Highway, that it was time to wash it down with a 'mudslide'." At that moment the floodgate to a reservoir of piss and liquified stool was let loose and rained down all over my face. Needless to say what a day that was.