I have to admit, I am shocked that my Lord, Master, and Savior, the Liberal Librarian's beloved Hillary won the primary in Texas. Somehow, with all the bribes, ballot box stuffing, and voter intimidation, she eeked out a slim victory in this god-foybidden shit-hole known as the lone-star state.
I tawt my masta would be happy. But they found out about the serious error I made in the booth when it was my toin to vote. I voted the Republican ballot!! I was such a fool! I was hopin' dey wouldn't notice. A couple of days ago on election night, I just finished a family sized bag of Utz potata chips for an afta suppa snack. Then I started looking real hard at the bag, namely the Utz Goil. I began to imagine all that I would like to do to her ass. Then I had tawts about Amelia and her wonderful rack. How she could wear a bra while I perfoimed my patented analingus.
Unbeknowest to my ass, I started getting a major woody. So I quickly grabbed a ballot from the voting attendant and ran to the voting booth so no one would notice my erectile disfunction and laugh at my ass. Well, while I was supposed to be voting, I was stroking and I toined that voting booth into a huge gooey mess.
Luckily Kelly Millis voted after me, he didn't seem to mind. Well after the voting closed, when my Master was poysonally counting the ballot boxes, and throwing away all the votes for Obama, he noticed the Republican ballot with my handwriting and spooge on it. Though he didn't say nothing at the time, he instead whispered something into Coitis's ear. I thought he was talking about my woody. Well today at Coitis's choich, while I was finishing off a few boxes of Little Debbie snacks, I began to fantasize about Little Debbie. Boy she looks a lot like the Utz goil and Amelia. Just as I moved my hands, down my pants, I was nailed with an empty liquor bottle. Then I was pelted with slaps, kicks, and punches. It felt like 4 guys were kicking my ass at oncet. Who was giving my ass the bizzaness you ask? It was that God damn pet of Coitis. His fucking monkey, Mud!! Mud was laying a savage beating on my ass. I tried to get up but he kicked my fucking skull into the next time zone. Dat damn monkey then started twisting my nipples and snapping them in his fingas!!! Coitis was laughing at my ass, but the Master still looked pissed. Coitis then snapped his fingers and that damn Mud walked over towoids me and poops in his hands. Then he rubbed the excrement on my face and in my mouth. The NOIVE of that monkey. Then he began peeing all over my ass with uoine that smells like orange soda. I was left a bloody mess, covered in monkey shit and uoine. Why I oughta.......Well, needless to say, after I left the emoygency room, I demanded my master sanction a match between me and Mud Monkey. I demand satisfaction and I'm going to teach that Monkey who's boss. Maybe the beating I give Mud will impress Amelia. Then she might let me moida her tits. The masta laught at my ass and said sure, next house show I will face Mud in a West African Street Fight, however, the masta said that my part of the 3 man tard-tag team championship is on the line. I don't care. I guarantee a win, woo, woo, woo, wooooooo!!!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Library Humiliation
I taught that I could spend a relaxing saturday at the Braddock library, away from the Master's minions who taunt my ass endlessly. Though fate would rule that humiliation continues to follow my every step and in this case, bowel movements.After several hours of reading my master's Internet rants against Republicans, I had to take a massive dump. Boy my master's new favorite dish--Dreamfield's Pasta--was literally coming back, or should i say out, to haunt my ass. I felt like a dump trunk pouring gallons of liquified stool into the only working toilet in the building--a urinal. Well, needless to say, the bathroom was a disasta. The toilet was clogged like I dumped cement into the pipes and shit was everywhere. I thought I could get away befoy someone walked in, unfortunately Kelly Millis must had saw what I did on the security camera's inside the batroom. And befoy I could pull my pants up, there he was staring at my ass and drooling.
To prevent his ass from calling the fuzz, I had to massage his prostate and give him a hundred bucks. The noive!! That money was for my master's beloved Hillary. On top of that shit, I had to walk to the janitor's closet (wearing a sign that said Dookey boy) and get a plunger to clean up all the commodes in the building. Why I oughtaaa.....Next time, I am going to get arrested so I can have a relaxing evening in jail.
Friday, February 15, 2008
the woist humiliation eva!!
I was at a party a few days ago at the mansion of Kelly Millis. It was pretty late and all da membas of Frustrated Inc was pretty buzzed. My Masta and Savya, The Liberal Librarian, was there and he and a couple of others were talking and saying that they always wanted to watch a fat ass guy drink a glass of the Toid’s and Metro’s brownish crème de la analique in da nude from a glass shaped like a long tube. The container that was available was a phallic shaped glass sold at the Braddock County Public Library’s gift shop. Kelly had them all over his house.
My Masta, actually came up to my ass and asked if I would do it for them. I said, “no way.” Any how lata in the night I was very drunk and everyone, even Kelly kept bugging my ass about it. I was really out of it and I can't believe it but I think Kelly talked me into it. Taking off my clothes to drink the Crème de la analique from the glass phallus while feigning pleasuring a man orally. I must have been in outer space because I did it in front of about 20 people. I knew it was a mistake right away, cause the Toid stated saying “suck it you little b***h, get a good taste of the c**k.” The Master and his special guest Hillary was laughing at my ass and saying stuff as well. Hillary called my ass a whore. And to make matters even woise, my ma who was attending the party got out a video cam and taped most of it.
I dont know why, but I just kept sucking on the glass, Letravis had hold of my head and just kept thrusting the glass in and out of my mouth and I was too drunk to fight it. This must have gone on for about 10 minutes befoy the mixtya was gone. But it wasn't even over, the Toid then grabbed another glass of the crème of analique and I just went with it. It was the most humiliating night of my life. All that, just to make Kelly happy.
After that humiliating night, The Revoind Coitis talked to my ass the next moining and “told me like it was.” He said I loined tree tings dat night. One is moy impoitant than the other. Foist and most impoitant, I should have loined it is very impoitant how I choose my friends. If I can't trust their asses and if they still taunt my ass about this night, kiss their ass good bye. It’s their loss, not yoys. If they are going to treat you with so much disrespect they ain’t woith youy time. The second ting you loined is that you have an oial fetish. Be honest with yoy self you liked doing it otherwise you would not kept screaming “Fanuci does Braddock!” And the thoid thing, he said, “Tony yoo is a stoopit foo!!!!” At that moment, Malik and Eugene stoimed troo the doy in the choich and layed a tremendous beating on my ass. They ripped off my clothes and Coitis burned a cigar in my chest. Even my ma was there, laughing at my ass. The noive of her!! After that, the masta staggad in the room with the help of the Toid. My savya undid his pants and left a Cleveland steamer on my face. He said, never question the humiliation he gives my ass, brotha!! Then the Lummox walked over to me and hovered over my face, suddenly I saw black. That’s the last I rememba from that night.The next day when I woke up in the Choich infoimary, everyone was laughing at my ass. Boy I was such fool. I should neva hesitate to do as my Savya wishes. NEVA!!
My Masta, actually came up to my ass and asked if I would do it for them. I said, “no way.” Any how lata in the night I was very drunk and everyone, even Kelly kept bugging my ass about it. I was really out of it and I can't believe it but I think Kelly talked me into it. Taking off my clothes to drink the Crème de la analique from the glass phallus while feigning pleasuring a man orally. I must have been in outer space because I did it in front of about 20 people. I knew it was a mistake right away, cause the Toid stated saying “suck it you little b***h, get a good taste of the c**k.” The Master and his special guest Hillary was laughing at my ass and saying stuff as well. Hillary called my ass a whore. And to make matters even woise, my ma who was attending the party got out a video cam and taped most of it.
I dont know why, but I just kept sucking on the glass, Letravis had hold of my head and just kept thrusting the glass in and out of my mouth and I was too drunk to fight it. This must have gone on for about 10 minutes befoy the mixtya was gone. But it wasn't even over, the Toid then grabbed another glass of the crème of analique and I just went with it. It was the most humiliating night of my life. All that, just to make Kelly happy.
After that humiliating night, The Revoind Coitis talked to my ass the next moining and “told me like it was.” He said I loined tree tings dat night. One is moy impoitant than the other. Foist and most impoitant, I should have loined it is very impoitant how I choose my friends. If I can't trust their asses and if they still taunt my ass about this night, kiss their ass good bye. It’s their loss, not yoys. If they are going to treat you with so much disrespect they ain’t woith youy time. The second ting you loined is that you have an oial fetish. Be honest with yoy self you liked doing it otherwise you would not kept screaming “Fanuci does Braddock!” And the thoid thing, he said, “Tony yoo is a stoopit foo!!!!” At that moment, Malik and Eugene stoimed troo the doy in the choich and layed a tremendous beating on my ass. They ripped off my clothes and Coitis burned a cigar in my chest. Even my ma was there, laughing at my ass. The noive of her!! After that, the masta staggad in the room with the help of the Toid. My savya undid his pants and left a Cleveland steamer on my face. He said, never question the humiliation he gives my ass, brotha!! Then the Lummox walked over to me and hovered over my face, suddenly I saw black. That’s the last I rememba from that night.The next day when I woke up in the Choich infoimary, everyone was laughing at my ass. Boy I was such fool. I should neva hesitate to do as my Savya wishes. NEVA!!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Last night was the most humiliating ever!!
After arriving to the Brownview Apatments following a long day of running pointless errands for my Masta, I was relieved to see I was home alone…. Woo, woo, woo, woot…
These errands are really humiliating, I am dressed up in a pink velvet Vagina costume carrying a sign, telling everyone to vote for Hillary. I have been running this same errand for the last 6 months and every time I get my ass kicked and spit upon.
Well, now that I was home. I took a sip of the Masta’s French wine and then I took my costume off. As I was walking around the living room in the nude, I noticed my masta had left some heterosexual porn in the Toid’s VCR for oncet. So I started watching it and rubbing on little Nooch!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…Well those horas were pretty sexy and my ass really got aroused. I started pounding at full force while I stood at the edge of the couch. Then, I laid down on the couch looking up at the ceiling while I was chugging away with my left hand as my legs were hanging over the sides of the couch and my right thumb up my asshole. As my ass was reachin' its orgasmic ecstacy I started thinkin' bout the Utz Girl and the beautiful Amelia. Boy, next time I see her ass I'm gonna moidah her titz! I was about to milk my man teat, but unbeknowest to my ass, I was not alone. I didn't hear the rest of the membas of Frustrated Inc come into the room with a video camera. After I unloaded my goo all over myself a few times, I hoid the Toid say that I “put on a nice tasty show.” Oh a wise guy…… He and the rest of Frustrated Inc were standing at the foot of the couch, directly in front of my ass, less than a foot away and saw everything. My ass is so embarrassed. The only member who didn’t notice was the Lib. He was blankly staring at the light switch on the wall. Unfoitunately for my ass, the Toid took the film and uploaded the video on the internet for all my friends, families, fans, and most impoitantly my Masta to see. THE NOIVE OF THOSE GUYS!!!!!
These errands are really humiliating, I am dressed up in a pink velvet Vagina costume carrying a sign, telling everyone to vote for Hillary. I have been running this same errand for the last 6 months and every time I get my ass kicked and spit upon.
Well, now that I was home. I took a sip of the Masta’s French wine and then I took my costume off. As I was walking around the living room in the nude, I noticed my masta had left some heterosexual porn in the Toid’s VCR for oncet. So I started watching it and rubbing on little Nooch!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…Well those horas were pretty sexy and my ass really got aroused. I started pounding at full force while I stood at the edge of the couch. Then, I laid down on the couch looking up at the ceiling while I was chugging away with my left hand as my legs were hanging over the sides of the couch and my right thumb up my asshole. As my ass was reachin' its orgasmic ecstacy I started thinkin' bout the Utz Girl and the beautiful Amelia. Boy, next time I see her ass I'm gonna moidah her titz! I was about to milk my man teat, but unbeknowest to my ass, I was not alone. I didn't hear the rest of the membas of Frustrated Inc come into the room with a video camera. After I unloaded my goo all over myself a few times, I hoid the Toid say that I “put on a nice tasty show.” Oh a wise guy…… He and the rest of Frustrated Inc were standing at the foot of the couch, directly in front of my ass, less than a foot away and saw everything. My ass is so embarrassed. The only member who didn’t notice was the Lib. He was blankly staring at the light switch on the wall. Unfoitunately for my ass, the Toid took the film and uploaded the video on the internet for all my friends, families, fans, and most impoitantly my Masta to see. THE NOIVE OF THOSE GUYS!!!!!
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Dear Braddock County Sheriff's Anonymous Email:
Dear Braddock County Sheriff's Anonymous Email:
My life has been total humilation. Howeva, I really don't know what to call my situation. I mean today, my abusers cooked me a macaroni and cheese dinner. What's wrong with that shit? Well the mac and cheeze was a dark oith tone. My abuser, [let's call him Mr. Excrement] foiced my ass to eat it.
Some people say I am a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. Every day I'm molested, others say I sexually assaulted in the thoid degree, and others call it sexual misconduct. I didn't want this or invite it. I would often fight and say no. But the membas of my crew would kick my ass foy my troubles then foice me to eat jelly in the most vile manna possible. Mr. Excrement used to fondle my thighs and go into my pants and give me a wedgie causing all the chocolate pudding in my drawers to spill down to my feet.
Just today my beloved Master said he was going to rewoid my ass for being such a great Women's champion with a white, female client that weighed unda' foy hundred pounds. I never been with a white woman that small befoy. So I started getting all excited, then all that macroni had woiked its way to my intestines and I made a huge mess of myself.
When my client walked in the dowa. She looked at the mess dripping down my legs. Then she started to laugh at my ass, then she got angry and started to severaly beat me with a belt. I begged her to stop toichaing my ass. She said she would if I promised to poifoim sweet ass music on her. I said, "that's my specialty...that's what I am supposed to do... why did you whip my ass for that shit?" Then she said, she had some of that same macaroni too! woo... woo... woo... wooot.... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck....
My life has been total humilation. Howeva, I really don't know what to call my situation. I mean today, my abusers cooked me a macaroni and cheese dinner. What's wrong with that shit? Well the mac and cheeze was a dark oith tone. My abuser, [let's call him Mr. Excrement] foiced my ass to eat it.
Some people say I am a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. Every day I'm molested, others say I sexually assaulted in the thoid degree, and others call it sexual misconduct. I didn't want this or invite it. I would often fight and say no. But the membas of my crew would kick my ass foy my troubles then foice me to eat jelly in the most vile manna possible. Mr. Excrement used to fondle my thighs and go into my pants and give me a wedgie causing all the chocolate pudding in my drawers to spill down to my feet.
Just today my beloved Master said he was going to rewoid my ass for being such a great Women's champion with a white, female client that weighed unda' foy hundred pounds. I never been with a white woman that small befoy. So I started getting all excited, then all that macroni had woiked its way to my intestines and I made a huge mess of myself.
When my client walked in the dowa. She looked at the mess dripping down my legs. Then she started to laugh at my ass, then she got angry and started to severaly beat me with a belt. I begged her to stop toichaing my ass. She said she would if I promised to poifoim sweet ass music on her. I said, "that's my specialty...that's what I am supposed to do... why did you whip my ass for that shit?" Then she said, she had some of that same macaroni too! woo... woo... woo... wooot.... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck....
Monday, January 28, 2008
Final thoughts befoy Libapalooza, wooo, woooo, woooo, wooooooot
I have been suffaing from anxiety for around 2 years. Dis past summer to coyent, has been the woist for my ass. I'm able to admit, I’ve had every anxiety disoida I know. I'm coyently drinking and sniffing Jenkem evoweeday, to keep me from being so "restless". My situation is tough, almost too tough. My ma has been though the same troubles as my ass, but she doesn't bother to help. She refuses to go to watch my ass wrestle, most times and the only ashoeyance she gives me is to say "Don’t get crippled, because who would take of me?" My ma isn't like one you see on the TV shows or movies. She never cooks for my ass, she never takes my ass anywhere, or tells my ass where she goes. I usually wake up, with the Toid standing over me in the nude and mastabating. I have no friends around me anymowa. I live in a hick town in a black neighborhood, with only a few rasslers all of whom are on drugs. I spend most of my time slaving away for my masta, the Liberal Librarian as a sex slave. I have to service vastly obese, female bi-peds tru my skills in the arts of analigus. And what’s woist, all my money goes to Frustrated Inc. However I don’t mind that Hillary Clinton receives a lot of my money, because America will be great if she gets elected. Soon the government will give my ass everyting I want, and I won’t have to woik anymoy. I have met a couple of great guys that I have been wrestling with foy over a year. They give me something to look forwoid to each day. In fact these two guys, Da Crunk and Rev. Coitis both regularly have sex with my ma…often at the same time...and then they tell my ass about it. What a great family!!
Suicide has been caught up in my mind, many times. I'll lay in bed sometimes crying, tinking about suicide and all the people I would leave behind. I feel lost as eva, don't have any idea where life is going to take my ass. I'm a believer in the savior, The Liberal Librarian, but I still have my doubts. I don't believe I know enough, to look foywoid to the aftalife. I have thought of dropping out of Frustrated Inc. but I know I can't because mowa humiliation would follow; if I tried to leave, I’d end up in Coitis’s brothel as the “Jelly Man.” Howeva after Libapolooza, I will be a very happy man. I will soon have the beautiful Amelia as my regular sex slave. And I will continue to be the Women’s Champion. I will redeem my manhood and just for oncet, I will not be foiced to listen to da Toid play that god damned trumpet!!
Suicide has been caught up in my mind, many times. I'll lay in bed sometimes crying, tinking about suicide and all the people I would leave behind. I feel lost as eva, don't have any idea where life is going to take my ass. I'm a believer in the savior, The Liberal Librarian, but I still have my doubts. I don't believe I know enough, to look foywoid to the aftalife. I have thought of dropping out of Frustrated Inc. but I know I can't because mowa humiliation would follow; if I tried to leave, I’d end up in Coitis’s brothel as the “Jelly Man.” Howeva after Libapolooza, I will be a very happy man. I will soon have the beautiful Amelia as my regular sex slave. And I will continue to be the Women’s Champion. I will redeem my manhood and just for oncet, I will not be foiced to listen to da Toid play that god damned trumpet!!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
A Typical Day in Braddock
Ahhhh....Braddock, Texas. It has often been toymed a paradise on oyth. However for my ass, it has toined out to be a hell for me. A typical tough guy who wants to be a great rassler. Instead I am always the butt-end of the joke. I'm such a fool......
Though I am one of the greatest Heavyweights of all time, as the WNWA Women's Champion, most days I have the woist time eva. How ironic, a great champion not enjoying da froits of his greatness. Like today for instance. At around 4:00 I was sitting all alone on da sidewalk in my tight wife-beater's shoit at Kemellia Ave, waiting for my Masta to leave woik oily (like he does evoiyday, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck) so I can soiv his every whim, when this poivoit, covered with bandages like da Mummy came towoids me. That bastid pulled my hair, ripped off my shoit, and kicked me in the nuts. While I was temporarily blinded, I felt something soft, hairy, and sweaty rubbed on my forehead. Then, he ran into the library.
I was completely numb. I didn't even realise what happened to my ass. But the woist was yet to come. I went into the library to talk to the secoity gahds. After some time as I was giving an interview the Mummy reappeared, took out his private parts, peed on me and ran away. He was caught by the library secoity gahds but set free after the mummy slipped the gads a few simoleons.
I tried to forget it as a nightmare but to my amazement the guy showed up, again to toiment my ass. This occoid after I came back out of the library after a few hours of questioning. The Master had already left my ass at that dangerous section of town alone... the noive.... But again, this poivoited mummy came out of nowhere, undid his bandages and rubbed his privates against me. But now the security guards came out, shook his hand and took him to dinna. All the while those fools were laughing at my ass. I was so humiliated! Getting molested by a mummy is very traumatic. It’s good entertainment for all the bums that stand around, but only I know the humiliation and utter degradation I had to face. I think next time, I will take Letravis Gorman with my ass to keep the poivoits away.
The weid thing about the day was the end. After I got back to the Brown View Apatments, I saw a bunch of Ace Bandage wrappings, minus the bandages in the Toid's room. The noive of that guy... does he think that because I am the Women's Champion that I should be treated like a woman? Come to think of it, one of the gahds looked like da Crunk's ass. Why I oughtaaa.....At least this gives me ideas of what I should do to the lovely Amelia doying our match at the Masta's extravaganza, Libapalooza.
Though I am one of the greatest Heavyweights of all time, as the WNWA Women's Champion, most days I have the woist time eva. How ironic, a great champion not enjoying da froits of his greatness. Like today for instance. At around 4:00 I was sitting all alone on da sidewalk in my tight wife-beater's shoit at Kemellia Ave, waiting for my Masta to leave woik oily (like he does evoiyday, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck) so I can soiv his every whim, when this poivoit, covered with bandages like da Mummy came towoids me. That bastid pulled my hair, ripped off my shoit, and kicked me in the nuts. While I was temporarily blinded, I felt something soft, hairy, and sweaty rubbed on my forehead. Then, he ran into the library.
I was completely numb. I didn't even realise what happened to my ass. But the woist was yet to come. I went into the library to talk to the secoity gahds. After some time as I was giving an interview the Mummy reappeared, took out his private parts, peed on me and ran away. He was caught by the library secoity gahds but set free after the mummy slipped the gads a few simoleons.
I tried to forget it as a nightmare but to my amazement the guy showed up, again to toiment my ass. This occoid after I came back out of the library after a few hours of questioning. The Master had already left my ass at that dangerous section of town alone... the noive.... But again, this poivoited mummy came out of nowhere, undid his bandages and rubbed his privates against me. But now the security guards came out, shook his hand and took him to dinna. All the while those fools were laughing at my ass. I was so humiliated! Getting molested by a mummy is very traumatic. It’s good entertainment for all the bums that stand around, but only I know the humiliation and utter degradation I had to face. I think next time, I will take Letravis Gorman with my ass to keep the poivoits away.
The weid thing about the day was the end. After I got back to the Brown View Apatments, I saw a bunch of Ace Bandage wrappings, minus the bandages in the Toid's room. The noive of that guy... does he think that because I am the Women's Champion that I should be treated like a woman? Come to think of it, one of the gahds looked like da Crunk's ass. Why I oughtaaa.....At least this gives me ideas of what I should do to the lovely Amelia doying our match at the Masta's extravaganza, Libapalooza.
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