Jewelry

Last night The Master had me pleasure Shitifa again. After I got done with her, The Lib told me I had to service The Turd. Well, he really humiliated my ass. The Turd, who has been spending a lot of time in jail recently, made me, uh, well, use jelly. Then he had me do The Rusty Trombone!! I am such a fool! Then I had to eat body sushi off of his disgusting turd outfit!! The Turd thanked me for my services by giving me a lovely Pearl Necklace and a Salty Walrus. He's an OK guy.