O Liberal Masta uncover me
Come my restoration
Wash my ass clean
I've been eaten' in a shitter
Along a crooked path, stroking my twitter
Where my drawers have fallen
To reveal that my asshole is swollen
I'm telling you
I will not gonna rest till I empty my bowels
I'm gonna go
In da Masta's house of stone and light
I shall not cry
For all da beatings I receive
When I go
In da Masta's house of stone and light, yeah
In da Masta'a house of stone and light
Hello lady
Show me your tits
Tell me of da place
Where you would not resist
Old man Coitis waiting
At da gates for me
Go ahead, hit me with your likka bottle
call me a pussy
I'm telling you
I will not rest till I lay down my head
In da Masta's house of stone and light
I make my way
Oh, gonna be such a beautiful day
In da Masta's house of stone and light
In da Masta's house of stone and light
Let me in beneath my skin
In da Masta's house of stone and light
It's been too long
more than thoity minutes stroking my schlong
Liberal Librarian
Let me be reboyn
And I will embrace
The manure upon my face
Come da day
I awake da defecation inside
In da Masta's house of stone and light
And when I go
I will drop, drop, drop my drawers
In da Masta's house of stone and light
I will see you
In da Masta's house of stone and light
Looking in beneath my skin
In da Masta's house of stone and light
Going inside
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(Libtown's house of Stone and light)
Looking for a shitter
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(See myself getting a tremendous beating)
In da Masta's house of stone and light
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(I'm gonna let this defecation come slushing out my ass)
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(My asshole is squoitin' softly to me)
I must go there, to find my asshole, yeah
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(I can see so clearly now)
(I will go there, to find my asshole, yeah)
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(Well keep on stroking "little Faooch")
(I must go there, to find my asshole, yeah)
In da Masta's house of stone and light
(I will go there, to find my asshole, yeah)
In Libtown's house of stone and light
(I must go there, to find my asshole, yeah)
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Kelly da froot
Kelly Millis got caught jacking off in his cell again today. I realize even queens have needs, but this motherfucker chokes the chicken about 5 times a day. First off Kelly has priors in Libtown for whipping his dick out whenever my ass comes by his cell. At first I thought it funny, but then I got to thinking that maybe that Fruit has some kind of mental problem. I've always been under the assumption that women could see a dick and be like "Oh, whatever." Men on the other hand are just the opposite. All I have to see is a hint of some titties and I'm ready to go. Shit, just the other day I jacked off to a picture of da Utz goyrul. Why?... Because she had a little cleavage action going on. Da Revrend Coitis and I were the only ones watching TV this morning (music videos) when this beautiful girl in a bikini graces the screen. Da Revrund Coitis is like, "Damn, that bitch is bad!" I definitely had to agree with him. And then he said, "Yo, Fanooki don't turn the TV. I'll be right back. I'm about to go fuck that bitch." This nigga saw a bitch for 15 seconds and now he's going to jack off to her. That's crazy, but that's Coitis.
The Fruits in Libtown that have priors for too much jacking, or saying anything sexual to Da Toid are required to wear a red card around their necks. Needless to say, Kelly has one of these cards. The story goes that Kelly the Fruit was caught masturbating by Da Toid so much that not only does he have to wear the red card, but he is also not allowed to place his hands in his pockets around either.
Now I've seen Kelly Da Fruit do some freaky shit. For example, sniffing the chair dat Retro has recently occupied. Licking the lipstick stained coffee cup of Shitifa has just thrown away, and the list goes on. But nothing tops the story dat Da Masta told my ass about Kelly. Apparently, Kelly had a huge crush on Billy Bell who worked in the kitchen of the chow hall. Kelly was a kitchen worker and had been caught several times by Billy stroking the "Limp Pasta". One morning Bobby Bell had all the kitchen workers seated. He was reading to them some new rules regarding the handling of knives. For obvious reasons Da Bells tended to avoid direct eye contact with Kelly. Kelly da Fruit played it cool and listened attentively, but something kept distracting Bobby Bell. It was Da Fruit. Kelly was tapping his right foot up and down, as if he was listening to a B.B. King song. This must have annoyed his ass, because Billy motioned for Da Lummox to come in. He said something to da Lummox and he asked Kelly to come with him. Da Lummox frisked Kelly and then asked him to remove his shoes. They found nothing. That is until they stripped searched him. What they found is something so funny that I can barely write this without laughing my ass off. Kelly da Fruit had tied a piece of dental floss around the big toe of his right foot and ran it up his leg where he tied it off on his string dick. His dick!! Only a crazy person would think of some shit like that. Kelly Millis is the only person I have ever heard of that found a way to jack his dick off with his foot.
The Fruits in Libtown that have priors for too much jacking, or saying anything sexual to Da Toid are required to wear a red card around their necks. Needless to say, Kelly has one of these cards. The story goes that Kelly the Fruit was caught masturbating by Da Toid so much that not only does he have to wear the red card, but he is also not allowed to place his hands in his pockets around either.
Now I've seen Kelly Da Fruit do some freaky shit. For example, sniffing the chair dat Retro has recently occupied. Licking the lipstick stained coffee cup of Shitifa has just thrown away, and the list goes on. But nothing tops the story dat Da Masta told my ass about Kelly. Apparently, Kelly had a huge crush on Billy Bell who worked in the kitchen of the chow hall. Kelly was a kitchen worker and had been caught several times by Billy stroking the "Limp Pasta". One morning Bobby Bell had all the kitchen workers seated. He was reading to them some new rules regarding the handling of knives. For obvious reasons Da Bells tended to avoid direct eye contact with Kelly. Kelly da Fruit played it cool and listened attentively, but something kept distracting Bobby Bell. It was Da Fruit. Kelly was tapping his right foot up and down, as if he was listening to a B.B. King song. This must have annoyed his ass, because Billy motioned for Da Lummox to come in. He said something to da Lummox and he asked Kelly to come with him. Da Lummox frisked Kelly and then asked him to remove his shoes. They found nothing. That is until they stripped searched him. What they found is something so funny that I can barely write this without laughing my ass off. Kelly da Fruit had tied a piece of dental floss around the big toe of his right foot and ran it up his leg where he tied it off on his string dick. His dick!! Only a crazy person would think of some shit like that. Kelly Millis is the only person I have ever heard of that found a way to jack his dick off with his foot.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Underwear humiliation
Just today, I was noysing my wounds suffered at the hands of my master, the Liberal Librarian, for looking at poyn on the Internet. Which by the way was his minion's (Da Toid) favorite site www.cakefarts.com.
The noyve. Everybody in Libtown looks at poyn but I can't because I was caught by my masta reading a story about Paris Hilton on foxnews. Why I oughtaaa.....
Anyhow, as I was noysing my wounds, my saintly, yet crotchety old-bag Ma was at woyk at the Libtown Massage Parlor "massaging the black snake" as she says. And my twin Sister, the beautiful Antoinette was out with da Toid. I think they were fucking in the cow pasture because the cows looked really agitated.
I was in Antoinette's bedroom and I got the uyge to try on some of her silky drawers. I was trying on her clothes, being she had a full length mirror in her room, I had just taken off one dress and I was standing there wearing her bra, panties, stretched-out pantyhose, and heels when she walked in on my ass. At first she thought it was her reflection, then realizing it was my ass, she screamed and then she decided to start beating my ass. She clubbed my ass with a salami she poolt out her bra and began raping my asshole wit it. As I was laying on the ground a prone, bloody mess, she climbed on the bed and gave my a massive splash shaking the entire shack. Then she pulled my lifeless body into the corner of the room and gave me the most devastating move I ever felt--the "Hoyshey Highway". (Basically she ran into me at full speed and toyned around at the last moment clobbering my face with her dimply, shit-smeared ass). I later found at that da Toid taught her this move in the pasture. After the tremendous beating, she tried a different approach and began interrogating my ass. Even though I told her immediately that I've been trying on her clothes for about a week, she boyned her cigar on my nipples. AHHHH!!!! She asked me if I wanted to be a goyrul and I told her, "no way!" She then pinched my nipples, twisted them, then snapped her fingas. AHHHH!!!!! She asked my ass again, and I then screamed "yes!" She said if I wanted to be a girl I had to dress like one. She preceded to pick a pink dress out of her closet and had me put it on. She then helped me put on makeup and let me wear it around the house until Ma came home with Coitis. I thought I could hide in Antoinette's closet, but that sorry asshole told Ma that I was wearing dresses around the house while she was at woyk. Ma then walked in the closet and caught me. I was so embarassed and my sister sat there laughing her jowls off. Ma was horrified and went to her room for thoyty minutes with Coitis. I think they were fucking--because she kept screaming something about her anus. When they came back out of the room, Ma (who was wearing lingerie) was holding a bible, Curtis had a lead pipe, and da Crunk (who had showed up through Ma's window) had a belt. Unfortunately fowa my ass, they beat my me until I was a bloody mess. Then while everyone was laughing, Antoniette gave my ass another "Hoyshey Highway," knocking me through the wall of the shack and me out cold. When I woke up I was tied up and nude in my hammock under my roommate the Toid (who was in the hammock above me and also in the nude). The Toid, must have knew I was awake. He said, now that I "have tasted the Hoyshey Highway, that it was time to wash it down with a 'mudslide'." At that moment the floodgate to a reservoir of piss and liquified stool was let loose and rained down all over my face. Needless to say what a day that was.
The noyve. Everybody in Libtown looks at poyn but I can't because I was caught by my masta reading a story about Paris Hilton on foxnews. Why I oughtaaa.....
Anyhow, as I was noysing my wounds, my saintly, yet crotchety old-bag Ma was at woyk at the Libtown Massage Parlor "massaging the black snake" as she says. And my twin Sister, the beautiful Antoinette was out with da Toid. I think they were fucking in the cow pasture because the cows looked really agitated.
I was in Antoinette's bedroom and I got the uyge to try on some of her silky drawers. I was trying on her clothes, being she had a full length mirror in her room, I had just taken off one dress and I was standing there wearing her bra, panties, stretched-out pantyhose, and heels when she walked in on my ass. At first she thought it was her reflection, then realizing it was my ass, she screamed and then she decided to start beating my ass. She clubbed my ass with a salami she poolt out her bra and began raping my asshole wit it. As I was laying on the ground a prone, bloody mess, she climbed on the bed and gave my a massive splash shaking the entire shack. Then she pulled my lifeless body into the corner of the room and gave me the most devastating move I ever felt--the "Hoyshey Highway". (Basically she ran into me at full speed and toyned around at the last moment clobbering my face with her dimply, shit-smeared ass). I later found at that da Toid taught her this move in the pasture. After the tremendous beating, she tried a different approach and began interrogating my ass. Even though I told her immediately that I've been trying on her clothes for about a week, she boyned her cigar on my nipples. AHHHH!!!! She asked me if I wanted to be a goyrul and I told her, "no way!" She then pinched my nipples, twisted them, then snapped her fingas. AHHHH!!!!! She asked my ass again, and I then screamed "yes!" She said if I wanted to be a girl I had to dress like one. She preceded to pick a pink dress out of her closet and had me put it on. She then helped me put on makeup and let me wear it around the house until Ma came home with Coitis. I thought I could hide in Antoinette's closet, but that sorry asshole told Ma that I was wearing dresses around the house while she was at woyk. Ma then walked in the closet and caught me. I was so embarassed and my sister sat there laughing her jowls off. Ma was horrified and went to her room for thoyty minutes with Coitis. I think they were fucking--because she kept screaming something about her anus. When they came back out of the room, Ma (who was wearing lingerie) was holding a bible, Curtis had a lead pipe, and da Crunk (who had showed up through Ma's window) had a belt. Unfortunately fowa my ass, they beat my me until I was a bloody mess. Then while everyone was laughing, Antoniette gave my ass another "Hoyshey Highway," knocking me through the wall of the shack and me out cold. When I woke up I was tied up and nude in my hammock under my roommate the Toid (who was in the hammock above me and also in the nude). The Toid, must have knew I was awake. He said, now that I "have tasted the Hoyshey Highway, that it was time to wash it down with a 'mudslide'." At that moment the floodgate to a reservoir of piss and liquified stool was let loose and rained down all over my face. Needless to say what a day that was.
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