I taught that I could spend a relaxing saturday at the Braddock library, away from the Master's minions who taunt my ass endlessly. Though fate would rule that humiliation continues to follow my every step and in this case, bowel movements.After several hours of reading my master's Internet rants against Republicans, I had to take a massive dump. Boy my master's new favorite dish--Dreamfield's Pasta--was literally coming back, or should i say out, to haunt my ass. I felt like a dump trunk pouring gallons of liquified stool into the only working toilet in the building--a urinal. Well, needless to say, the bathroom was a disasta. The toilet was clogged like I dumped cement into the pipes and shit was everywhere. I thought I could get away befoy someone walked in, unfortunately Kelly Millis must had saw what I did on the security camera's inside the batroom. And befoy I could pull my pants up, there he was staring at my ass and drooling.
To prevent his ass from calling the fuzz, I had to massage his prostate and give him a hundred bucks. The noive!! That money was for my master's beloved Hillary. On top of that shit, I had to walk to the janitor's closet (wearing a sign that said Dookey boy) and get a plunger to clean up all the commodes in the building. Why I oughtaaa.....Next time, I am going to get arrested so I can have a relaxing evening in jail.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Library Humiliation
Friday, February 15, 2008
the woist humiliation eva!!
I was at a party a few days ago at the mansion of Kelly Millis. It was pretty late and all da membas of Frustrated Inc was pretty buzzed. My Masta and Savya, The Liberal Librarian, was there and he and a couple of others were talking and saying that they always wanted to watch a fat ass guy drink a glass of the Toid’s and Metro’s brownish crème de la analique in da nude from a glass shaped like a long tube. The container that was available was a phallic shaped glass sold at the Braddock County Public Library’s gift shop. Kelly had them all over his house.
My Masta, actually came up to my ass and asked if I would do it for them. I said, “no way.” Any how lata in the night I was very drunk and everyone, even Kelly kept bugging my ass about it. I was really out of it and I can't believe it but I think Kelly talked me into it. Taking off my clothes to drink the Crème de la analique from the glass phallus while feigning pleasuring a man orally. I must have been in outer space because I did it in front of about 20 people. I knew it was a mistake right away, cause the Toid stated saying “suck it you little b***h, get a good taste of the c**k.” The Master and his special guest Hillary was laughing at my ass and saying stuff as well. Hillary called my ass a whore. And to make matters even woise, my ma who was attending the party got out a video cam and taped most of it.
I dont know why, but I just kept sucking on the glass, Letravis had hold of my head and just kept thrusting the glass in and out of my mouth and I was too drunk to fight it. This must have gone on for about 10 minutes befoy the mixtya was gone. But it wasn't even over, the Toid then grabbed another glass of the crème of analique and I just went with it. It was the most humiliating night of my life. All that, just to make Kelly happy.
After that humiliating night, The Revoind Coitis talked to my ass the next moining and “told me like it was.” He said I loined tree tings dat night. One is moy impoitant than the other. Foist and most impoitant, I should have loined it is very impoitant how I choose my friends. If I can't trust their asses and if they still taunt my ass about this night, kiss their ass good bye. It’s their loss, not yoys. If they are going to treat you with so much disrespect they ain’t woith youy time. The second ting you loined is that you have an oial fetish. Be honest with yoy self you liked doing it otherwise you would not kept screaming “Fanuci does Braddock!” And the thoid thing, he said, “Tony yoo is a stoopit foo!!!!” At that moment, Malik and Eugene stoimed troo the doy in the choich and layed a tremendous beating on my ass. They ripped off my clothes and Coitis burned a cigar in my chest. Even my ma was there, laughing at my ass. The noive of her!! After that, the masta staggad in the room with the help of the Toid. My savya undid his pants and left a Cleveland steamer on my face. He said, never question the humiliation he gives my ass, brotha!! Then the Lummox walked over to me and hovered over my face, suddenly I saw black. That’s the last I rememba from that night.The next day when I woke up in the Choich infoimary, everyone was laughing at my ass. Boy I was such fool. I should neva hesitate to do as my Savya wishes. NEVA!!
My Masta, actually came up to my ass and asked if I would do it for them. I said, “no way.” Any how lata in the night I was very drunk and everyone, even Kelly kept bugging my ass about it. I was really out of it and I can't believe it but I think Kelly talked me into it. Taking off my clothes to drink the Crème de la analique from the glass phallus while feigning pleasuring a man orally. I must have been in outer space because I did it in front of about 20 people. I knew it was a mistake right away, cause the Toid stated saying “suck it you little b***h, get a good taste of the c**k.” The Master and his special guest Hillary was laughing at my ass and saying stuff as well. Hillary called my ass a whore. And to make matters even woise, my ma who was attending the party got out a video cam and taped most of it.
I dont know why, but I just kept sucking on the glass, Letravis had hold of my head and just kept thrusting the glass in and out of my mouth and I was too drunk to fight it. This must have gone on for about 10 minutes befoy the mixtya was gone. But it wasn't even over, the Toid then grabbed another glass of the crème of analique and I just went with it. It was the most humiliating night of my life. All that, just to make Kelly happy.
After that humiliating night, The Revoind Coitis talked to my ass the next moining and “told me like it was.” He said I loined tree tings dat night. One is moy impoitant than the other. Foist and most impoitant, I should have loined it is very impoitant how I choose my friends. If I can't trust their asses and if they still taunt my ass about this night, kiss their ass good bye. It’s their loss, not yoys. If they are going to treat you with so much disrespect they ain’t woith youy time. The second ting you loined is that you have an oial fetish. Be honest with yoy self you liked doing it otherwise you would not kept screaming “Fanuci does Braddock!” And the thoid thing, he said, “Tony yoo is a stoopit foo!!!!” At that moment, Malik and Eugene stoimed troo the doy in the choich and layed a tremendous beating on my ass. They ripped off my clothes and Coitis burned a cigar in my chest. Even my ma was there, laughing at my ass. The noive of her!! After that, the masta staggad in the room with the help of the Toid. My savya undid his pants and left a Cleveland steamer on my face. He said, never question the humiliation he gives my ass, brotha!! Then the Lummox walked over to me and hovered over my face, suddenly I saw black. That’s the last I rememba from that night.The next day when I woke up in the Choich infoimary, everyone was laughing at my ass. Boy I was such fool. I should neva hesitate to do as my Savya wishes. NEVA!!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Last night was the most humiliating ever!!
After arriving to the Brownview Apatments following a long day of running pointless errands for my Masta, I was relieved to see I was home alone…. Woo, woo, woo, woot…
These errands are really humiliating, I am dressed up in a pink velvet Vagina costume carrying a sign, telling everyone to vote for Hillary. I have been running this same errand for the last 6 months and every time I get my ass kicked and spit upon.
Well, now that I was home. I took a sip of the Masta’s French wine and then I took my costume off. As I was walking around the living room in the nude, I noticed my masta had left some heterosexual porn in the Toid’s VCR for oncet. So I started watching it and rubbing on little Nooch!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…Well those horas were pretty sexy and my ass really got aroused. I started pounding at full force while I stood at the edge of the couch. Then, I laid down on the couch looking up at the ceiling while I was chugging away with my left hand as my legs were hanging over the sides of the couch and my right thumb up my asshole. As my ass was reachin' its orgasmic ecstacy I started thinkin' bout the Utz Girl and the beautiful Amelia. Boy, next time I see her ass I'm gonna moidah her titz! I was about to milk my man teat, but unbeknowest to my ass, I was not alone. I didn't hear the rest of the membas of Frustrated Inc come into the room with a video camera. After I unloaded my goo all over myself a few times, I hoid the Toid say that I “put on a nice tasty show.” Oh a wise guy…… He and the rest of Frustrated Inc were standing at the foot of the couch, directly in front of my ass, less than a foot away and saw everything. My ass is so embarrassed. The only member who didn’t notice was the Lib. He was blankly staring at the light switch on the wall. Unfoitunately for my ass, the Toid took the film and uploaded the video on the internet for all my friends, families, fans, and most impoitantly my Masta to see. THE NOIVE OF THOSE GUYS!!!!!
These errands are really humiliating, I am dressed up in a pink velvet Vagina costume carrying a sign, telling everyone to vote for Hillary. I have been running this same errand for the last 6 months and every time I get my ass kicked and spit upon.
Well, now that I was home. I took a sip of the Masta’s French wine and then I took my costume off. As I was walking around the living room in the nude, I noticed my masta had left some heterosexual porn in the Toid’s VCR for oncet. So I started watching it and rubbing on little Nooch!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…Well those horas were pretty sexy and my ass really got aroused. I started pounding at full force while I stood at the edge of the couch. Then, I laid down on the couch looking up at the ceiling while I was chugging away with my left hand as my legs were hanging over the sides of the couch and my right thumb up my asshole. As my ass was reachin' its orgasmic ecstacy I started thinkin' bout the Utz Girl and the beautiful Amelia. Boy, next time I see her ass I'm gonna moidah her titz! I was about to milk my man teat, but unbeknowest to my ass, I was not alone. I didn't hear the rest of the membas of Frustrated Inc come into the room with a video camera. After I unloaded my goo all over myself a few times, I hoid the Toid say that I “put on a nice tasty show.” Oh a wise guy…… He and the rest of Frustrated Inc were standing at the foot of the couch, directly in front of my ass, less than a foot away and saw everything. My ass is so embarrassed. The only member who didn’t notice was the Lib. He was blankly staring at the light switch on the wall. Unfoitunately for my ass, the Toid took the film and uploaded the video on the internet for all my friends, families, fans, and most impoitantly my Masta to see. THE NOIVE OF THOSE GUYS!!!!!
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Dear Braddock County Sheriff's Anonymous Email:
Dear Braddock County Sheriff's Anonymous Email:
My life has been total humilation. Howeva, I really don't know what to call my situation. I mean today, my abusers cooked me a macaroni and cheese dinner. What's wrong with that shit? Well the mac and cheeze was a dark oith tone. My abuser, [let's call him Mr. Excrement] foiced my ass to eat it.
Some people say I am a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. Every day I'm molested, others say I sexually assaulted in the thoid degree, and others call it sexual misconduct. I didn't want this or invite it. I would often fight and say no. But the membas of my crew would kick my ass foy my troubles then foice me to eat jelly in the most vile manna possible. Mr. Excrement used to fondle my thighs and go into my pants and give me a wedgie causing all the chocolate pudding in my drawers to spill down to my feet.
Just today my beloved Master said he was going to rewoid my ass for being such a great Women's champion with a white, female client that weighed unda' foy hundred pounds. I never been with a white woman that small befoy. So I started getting all excited, then all that macroni had woiked its way to my intestines and I made a huge mess of myself.
When my client walked in the dowa. She looked at the mess dripping down my legs. Then she started to laugh at my ass, then she got angry and started to severaly beat me with a belt. I begged her to stop toichaing my ass. She said she would if I promised to poifoim sweet ass music on her. I said, "that's my specialty...that's what I am supposed to do... why did you whip my ass for that shit?" Then she said, she had some of that same macaroni too! woo... woo... woo... wooot.... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck....
My life has been total humilation. Howeva, I really don't know what to call my situation. I mean today, my abusers cooked me a macaroni and cheese dinner. What's wrong with that shit? Well the mac and cheeze was a dark oith tone. My abuser, [let's call him Mr. Excrement] foiced my ass to eat it.
Some people say I am a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. Every day I'm molested, others say I sexually assaulted in the thoid degree, and others call it sexual misconduct. I didn't want this or invite it. I would often fight and say no. But the membas of my crew would kick my ass foy my troubles then foice me to eat jelly in the most vile manna possible. Mr. Excrement used to fondle my thighs and go into my pants and give me a wedgie causing all the chocolate pudding in my drawers to spill down to my feet.
Just today my beloved Master said he was going to rewoid my ass for being such a great Women's champion with a white, female client that weighed unda' foy hundred pounds. I never been with a white woman that small befoy. So I started getting all excited, then all that macroni had woiked its way to my intestines and I made a huge mess of myself.
When my client walked in the dowa. She looked at the mess dripping down my legs. Then she started to laugh at my ass, then she got angry and started to severaly beat me with a belt. I begged her to stop toichaing my ass. She said she would if I promised to poifoim sweet ass music on her. I said, "that's my specialty...that's what I am supposed to do... why did you whip my ass for that shit?" Then she said, she had some of that same macaroni too! woo... woo... woo... wooot.... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck....
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