Boy, Shitifa showa humiliated my ass dis morning. I told her ass about da dream I had about Amelia, where I got to moida hoy tits. Shitifa was pissed. Dat horwa asked why my ass was fantasizing about dat "skinny, honky bitch". Shitifa pointed out dat Amelia hates my ass (until I convince amelia to marry my ass) and dat Shitifa lets me eat out hoy chedda cheese smellin' ass.
I den instinctively said "yuck". This provoked Shitifa, dat slut reached beneath my trousa's and unda my gut den grabbed a tuft of pubes poyched above my cock. She jerked it hard enough to pull a handful of hair out while she pinched my nipples and snapped hoy fingas. AHHHHHH!!!!!
Den she tripped my ass where I landed on my gut. As I lay dere, she pulled down my pants to my ankles. Den da slut began flicking hoy middle finga at my asshole clit as I screamed "my clit, my fuckin' clit...." Ova and ova again Shitifa thumped my shit-clit. Soon all da guys showed up to watch da spectacle. Da humiliation led to a soyging swell of an impending climax which caused my ass to sweat profusely.
Suddenly my ass couldn't breathe. I panicked and thrashed, but still I couldn't breathe. Den she picked slapped my ass clit wit hoy black dildo, den da soyge of a humiliating oygazm came. Dat bastid Letravis Goyman was so aroused, he stat'ed humping Mud, who was pounding his weina wit da bra he makes my ass wear. Da soyge was so strong I crapped all ova da place den passed out in a puddle of my own piss and shit.
Now I an foyced to relive dis humiliation tonight at da Lib's anti-republican fund-raisa, since dis most recent bout of anal humiliation was filmed by da Toid and posted it on da Demorat Pa'ties official website. Why I oughtaaaa.....
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Da Devil went to Braddock
Da devil went down to Braddock, his ass was lookin' for a Hoyshey hole to fuck.
He was in a bind 'cause he liked men's behinds: he was willin' to try his luck.
When he came across dis lard-ass jackin' on his little weina' tot.
And da devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Hey fat-ass let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a jacker too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet wit you.
"Now you jack your tiny cock pretty good, fat boy, but give da devil his due:
"I bet a dildo of gold against your hole, 'cause I think I'll cum quicka' dan you."
The fat ass said: "My name's Tony and jackin' might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm da fastest jack dat's ever been."
Tony you greasin up your cock and jack like a reta'd.
'Cawse hells broke loose in Braddock and da devil jacks it ha'd.
And if you win you get dis sticky dildo made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil rapes your asshole.
Da devil opened up his vaseline and he said: "I'll start dis show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he lathered up his cockbow.
And he pulled his cock across his balls and it made an evil hiss.
Den a band of demons sta'ted jackin' and it sounded sum'tin like dis.
When da devil finished, Tony said: "Well you're pretty quick ol' son.
"But if you'll recover in dat chair, right dere, and let my ass show you how it's done."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Da devil's strokin' in da house of da risin' sun.
Jackin' in da bread pin, spurtin' out goo.
Moanin' like a crack whore screaming, "ooo, ooo, ooo."
Da devil bowed his head because he knew dat he been beat.
He laid dat sticky, golden dildo on da ground at Tony's obese feet.
Tony said: "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna jack again.
"I told you once, you motha, I'm da quickest jack dat's ever been."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Da devil's strokin' in da house of da risin' sun.
Jackin' in da bread pin, spurtin' out goo.
Moanin' like a crack whore screaming, "ooo, ooo, ooo."
He was in a bind 'cause he liked men's behinds: he was willin' to try his luck.
When he came across dis lard-ass jackin' on his little weina' tot.
And da devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Hey fat-ass let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a jacker too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet wit you.
"Now you jack your tiny cock pretty good, fat boy, but give da devil his due:
"I bet a dildo of gold against your hole, 'cause I think I'll cum quicka' dan you."
The fat ass said: "My name's Tony and jackin' might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm da fastest jack dat's ever been."
Tony you greasin up your cock and jack like a reta'd.
'Cawse hells broke loose in Braddock and da devil jacks it ha'd.
And if you win you get dis sticky dildo made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil rapes your asshole.
Da devil opened up his vaseline and he said: "I'll start dis show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he lathered up his cockbow.
And he pulled his cock across his balls and it made an evil hiss.
Den a band of demons sta'ted jackin' and it sounded sum'tin like dis.
When da devil finished, Tony said: "Well you're pretty quick ol' son.
"But if you'll recover in dat chair, right dere, and let my ass show you how it's done."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Da devil's strokin' in da house of da risin' sun.
Jackin' in da bread pin, spurtin' out goo.
Moanin' like a crack whore screaming, "ooo, ooo, ooo."
Da devil bowed his head because he knew dat he been beat.
He laid dat sticky, golden dildo on da ground at Tony's obese feet.
Tony said: "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna jack again.
"I told you once, you motha, I'm da quickest jack dat's ever been."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Da devil's strokin' in da house of da risin' sun.
Jackin' in da bread pin, spurtin' out goo.
Moanin' like a crack whore screaming, "ooo, ooo, ooo."
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
why i oughtaaaa......
My masta, Clay Boytrand said this to my ass da udda day? What the fuck does it mean?
"Smedley says that while your already sucking & cupping my balls, lick the taint too. I agree that you might as well. If you flick your tongue on the taint while stroking the shaft (after you lubed it up of course) sploosh! Catch it in your mouth for tasty surprise!! :-)"
"Smedley says that while your already sucking & cupping my balls, lick the taint too. I agree that you might as well. If you flick your tongue on the taint while stroking the shaft (after you lubed it up of course) sploosh! Catch it in your mouth for tasty surprise!! :-)"
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