Anus mucus

Let's face it: the ass stinks. Especially if you have taken a shit earlier in the day and forget to wipe the ass mucus off. I don't even care if you have wiped your sorwa hemoroid clit a thousand times (like me). You will NEVER get all the shit off. Every time I sit down, I get whiffs of my stinky, oozy ass. To add insult to injury, dat shit odor sticks to my back ass. Now I gotta smell my ass when I'm at da restaurant making piza wit my shoyt off. Gross! When dat happens, I get so mad and so aroused I absolutely HAVE to torque and twist before going to bed.

In the evening, just about everyone in the fuckin' restaurant has taken a shit (or three). That stink stays dere all fuckin' day simmering in your slimy crack, on your hands, in your food.

In addition to ass odor, there is regular B.O. which also builds up during the day - with or without hair. Though I usually don't notice that because the smell of rotten chedda ass cheese drowns it out. You know what I'm talking about... you mothas!!!!