Anus mucus

Let's face it: the ass stinks. Especially if you have taken a shit earlier in the day and forget to wipe the ass mucus off. I don't even care if you have wiped your sorwa hemoroid clit a thousand times (like me). You will NEVER get all the shit off. Every time I sit down, I get whiffs of my stinky, oozy ass. To add insult to injury, dat shit odor sticks to my back ass. Now I gotta smell my ass when I'm at da restaurant making piza wit my shoyt off. Gross! When dat happens, I get so mad and so aroused I absolutely HAVE to torque and twist before going to bed.

In the evening, just about everyone in the fuckin' restaurant has taken a shit (or three). That stink stays dere all fuckin' day simmering in your slimy crack, on your hands, in your food.

In addition to ass odor, there is regular B.O. which also builds up during the day - with or without hair. Though I usually don't notice that because the smell of rotten chedda ass cheese drowns it out. You know what I'm talking about... you mothas!!!!

Nipple toycha

Forwa da last tree days my nipples have been constantly erect and sensitive. It's mainly because of dat fuckin' monkey, Mud. He pinches my nipples, twist dem, den snaps his fuckin' fingas. AHHHHH!!!!! Da bastid!!! My nips hoyt some if I thump dem or touch dem but dey hoyt da most when Mud foices my ass to put a lacey bra on at night. Ever since, my tits have been sorwa and oozin blood. Dey have been erect also, so much so dat you can see dem troo my sta'chy shoyts at times which is very unusual for my ass since my nipples are neva ha'd unless I'm touchin dem when I jack tinkin' about Amelia's ass. What is going on wit my ass? (And I'm not constipated considering my suga daddy Clay Boytrand and my room-mate, da Toid foices my ass to eat ex-lax every fuckin' day--which leaves gooey brown streaks in my stained drawers.